I emancipated a woman today! Brooke and I were eating outside. A woman and a man at the next table were ordering. The woman wanted cheese fondue, but the man said:
'You may want to order a salad. Cheese is not good for your figure.'
She did what he wanted and ordered a salad – without cheese. After ordering, she went to the ladies' room. I followed her to talk to her. She said she didn't order the cheese fondue because she's a model.
I tried to convince her to order the cheese fondue anyway. She came up with excuses like 'He's a photographer', 'It's only once' and 'Models aren't supposed to eat cheese anyway'.
I had just one word. Emancipation!
She immediately changed her mind. I taught her a psychological trick she should use if he got angry. When she got back she called the waiter and changed her order.
The man became red in the face.
She used the trick I taught her. He got all quiet.
I felt so good about myself!
So, if you ever see a sexist treating a woman badly, use this word: Emancipation!
Valery
Thursday, July 31
Wednesday, July 30
A day with cheaters and other types of men
Valery Another fun day
Brooke I have a feeling this summer only gets better and better
---- What are you doing in that tree?! ----
We went to Lisette's apartment to surprise her. She was coming home from her vacation in Miami!
Brooke That's when I got the idea to buy flowers. Then I remembered I was supposed to take care of her plants... they were completely dried out!
We didn't want her to find out so we planned to buy new plants, but then Lisette came home! What were we going to do?
Valery climbed out the window...
Valery Someone was in the tree outside! Can you believe it? He said he was cheating on his girlfriend and she followed him so he was hiding from her. Now he couldn't get out.
Brooke I distracted Lisette away from the plants and Valery went to the flower store. She made a plan to get in: she called me and said to get Lisette outside and leave the door open. Then we should look in the tree.
The plan worked, Valery sneaked in behind Lisette's back with the new plants.
It turns out Lisette knew the guy and knew exactly what he was doing. She was angry! When Lisette came back in, Valery just threw the old plants out the window into the bushes.
Then Lisette threw the new plants at the tree guy...
---- A friend's ex ----
On our hang out spot we had to hide from a friend's ex. He is very unreliable and we think he downloads you-know-what all day, so it's good they broke up. We were standing far away from him and heard him say
'If you can fit through it, it's an exit.'
Valery Luckily we don't know what he was talking about.
---- The guys that still want to sleep with us ----
Later on we saw a guy with a tennis ball. We happen to know a fun game you can play with a tennis ball.
Everyone stands against a wall and is not allowed to move. Then one person has to throw a tennis ball against the wall - hard - and miss everyone.
We played this game with four guys who obviously wanted to sleep with us. We aimed for their balls! One of them even kept saying 'Throw the ball!' His balls are dysfunctional now. They all pretended it didn't hurt... that was fun!
As we played this game (wall ball or ball ball if you want to hurt men) more men showed up! We told them to stand in line with the others... the new ones didn't know what was going on!
Valery I always throws with my eyes closed, so I hit one of them on the head...
They all still wanted to sleep with us... how did they think that is going to work? We just ran away when we had enough of them.
Valery Men are so foolish!
Brooke We are better!
Brooke I have a feeling this summer only gets better and better
---- What are you doing in that tree?! ----
We went to Lisette's apartment to surprise her. She was coming home from her vacation in Miami!
Brooke That's when I got the idea to buy flowers. Then I remembered I was supposed to take care of her plants... they were completely dried out!
We didn't want her to find out so we planned to buy new plants, but then Lisette came home! What were we going to do?
Valery climbed out the window...
Valery Someone was in the tree outside! Can you believe it? He said he was cheating on his girlfriend and she followed him so he was hiding from her. Now he couldn't get out.
Brooke I distracted Lisette away from the plants and Valery went to the flower store. She made a plan to get in: she called me and said to get Lisette outside and leave the door open. Then we should look in the tree.
The plan worked, Valery sneaked in behind Lisette's back with the new plants.
It turns out Lisette knew the guy and knew exactly what he was doing. She was angry! When Lisette came back in, Valery just threw the old plants out the window into the bushes.
Then Lisette threw the new plants at the tree guy...
---- A friend's ex ----
On our hang out spot we had to hide from a friend's ex. He is very unreliable and we think he downloads you-know-what all day, so it's good they broke up. We were standing far away from him and heard him say
'If you can fit through it, it's an exit.'
Valery Luckily we don't know what he was talking about.
---- The guys that still want to sleep with us ----
Later on we saw a guy with a tennis ball. We happen to know a fun game you can play with a tennis ball.
Everyone stands against a wall and is not allowed to move. Then one person has to throw a tennis ball against the wall - hard - and miss everyone.
We played this game with four guys who obviously wanted to sleep with us. We aimed for their balls! One of them even kept saying 'Throw the ball!' His balls are dysfunctional now. They all pretended it didn't hurt... that was fun!
As we played this game (wall ball or ball ball if you want to hurt men) more men showed up! We told them to stand in line with the others... the new ones didn't know what was going on!
Valery I always throws with my eyes closed, so I hit one of them on the head...
They all still wanted to sleep with us... how did they think that is going to work? We just ran away when we had enough of them.
Valery Men are so foolish!
Brooke We are better!
Monday, July 28
One crazy summer day
We are Valery and Brooke.
Valery This was one crazy summer day!
Brooke We always have sweet summers!
Our adventures today:
---- The seducer guy ----
We went to a park where young people hang out. At night it's a make-out spot where we always have fun nights.
We ran into this guy that always hangs out there, trying to seduce women.
We bought ice cream for a little girl as that guy approached us. He started talking to us, not recognizing us from a few days before.
Valery He uses the same lines on everyone AND he doesn't remember people... embarrassing!
To tease him we asked him if he wanted to pay for our ice cream. He didn't have enough money, so we showed him a pile of dog sh!t we saw earlier with 10 euros in it.
Here's what happened 20 minutes later. We see him bring ice cream to 2 girls. We walk by the dog sh!t with money and it's gone!
---- Sneaky teacher ----
Brooke saw an arrogant teacher she had in school. He's dating a student and when they find out he's going to get fired. We think about sending a letter to his school because he's unfriendly to anyone not sleeping with him, but we want photo evidence first.
---- Two sexists ----
After our encounters with interesting people someone came running at us, screaming and waving. We just ran away and hid behind a bench. He didn't see us and walked right by us.
Then two guys sat down on the bench and started talking about women. We decided to stay hidden and listen. The things we heard! They were lying about how many women they slept with and they obviously couldn't tell if someone has fake boobs. When they started talking about how dumb women are we just got up and told them they shouldn't date anyone, ever. And that they are crazy.
Brooke They were surprised! They hit on us, saying things like 'You don't know what you're missing' - I'm glad I don't even know what I'm missing!!
We are so happy now!
Valery I want an adventure!
Brooke We have the best lives in the world! We have everything! Except lovers...
Valery This was one crazy summer day!
Brooke We always have sweet summers!
Our adventures today:
---- The seducer guy ----
We went to a park where young people hang out. At night it's a make-out spot where we always have fun nights.
We ran into this guy that always hangs out there, trying to seduce women.
We bought ice cream for a little girl as that guy approached us. He started talking to us, not recognizing us from a few days before.
Valery He uses the same lines on everyone AND he doesn't remember people... embarrassing!
To tease him we asked him if he wanted to pay for our ice cream. He didn't have enough money, so we showed him a pile of dog sh!t we saw earlier with 10 euros in it.
Here's what happened 20 minutes later. We see him bring ice cream to 2 girls. We walk by the dog sh!t with money and it's gone!
---- Sneaky teacher ----
Brooke saw an arrogant teacher she had in school. He's dating a student and when they find out he's going to get fired. We think about sending a letter to his school because he's unfriendly to anyone not sleeping with him, but we want photo evidence first.
---- Two sexists ----
After our encounters with interesting people someone came running at us, screaming and waving. We just ran away and hid behind a bench. He didn't see us and walked right by us.
Then two guys sat down on the bench and started talking about women. We decided to stay hidden and listen. The things we heard! They were lying about how many women they slept with and they obviously couldn't tell if someone has fake boobs. When they started talking about how dumb women are we just got up and told them they shouldn't date anyone, ever. And that they are crazy.
Brooke They were surprised! They hit on us, saying things like 'You don't know what you're missing' - I'm glad I don't even know what I'm missing!!
We are so happy now!
Valery I want an adventure!
Brooke We have the best lives in the world! We have everything! Except lovers...
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