A day with cheaters and other types of men

Valery Another fun day

Brooke I have a feeling this summer only gets better and better



---- What are you doing in that tree?! ----


We went to Lisette's apartment to surprise her. She was coming home from her vacation in Miami!

Brooke That's when I got the idea to buy flowers. Then I remembered I was supposed to take care of her plants... they were completely dried out!

We didn't want her to find out so we planned to buy new plants, but then Lisette came home! What were we going to do?

Valery climbed out the window...

Valery Someone was in the tree outside! Can you believe it? He said he was cheating on his girlfriend and she followed him so he was hiding from her. Now he couldn't get out.

Brooke I distracted Lisette away from the plants and Valery went to the flower store. She made a plan to get in: she called me and said to get Lisette outside and leave the door open. Then we should look in the tree.

The plan worked, Valery sneaked in behind Lisette's back with the new plants.

It turns out Lisette knew the guy and knew exactly what he was doing. She was angry! When Lisette came back in, Valery just threw the old plants out the window into the bushes.

Then Lisette threw the new plants at the tree guy...



---- A friend's ex ----


On our hang out spot we had to hide from a friend's ex. He is very unreliable and we think he downloads you-know-what all day, so it's good they broke up. We were standing far away from him and heard him say

'If you can fit through it, it's an exit.'

Valery Luckily we don't know what he was talking about.



---- The guys that still want to sleep with us ----


Later on we saw a guy with a tennis ball. We happen to know a fun game you can play with a tennis ball.

Everyone stands against a wall and is not allowed to move. Then one person has to throw a tennis ball against the wall - hard - and miss everyone.

We played this game with four guys who obviously wanted to sleep with us. We aimed for their balls! One of them even kept saying 'Throw the ball!' His balls are dysfunctional now. They all pretended it didn't hurt... that was fun!

As we played this game (wall ball or ball ball if you want to hurt men) more men showed up! We told them to stand in line with the others... the new ones didn't know what was going on!

Valery I always throws with my eyes closed, so I hit one of them on the head...

They all still wanted to sleep with us... how did they think that is going to work? We just ran away when we had enough of them.


Valery Men are so foolish!

Brooke We are better!