Thursday, January 29

A kid tried to seduce us!

We were just walking around when a kid tried to seduce us! It was crazy.

He came up to Valery and said 'You're so hot!' She just ignored him and kept walking. Later he came to me and he said he would 'do us both'. What a sexist!

We told him he's way too young for us and even then he's a total loser! We didn't want to traumatize him so we didn't say anything else. But he wouldn't give up!

He used dumb arguments like 'you don't know what you're missing' and he told us he already slept with some women... yeah right. So we told him nobody our age is interested in someone who still lives with his mommy and he left. He looked over a few times but he left it at that.

Brooke Take that sexist men!

Valery They start so young at it, they're really good at it when they grow up...

Wednesday, January 28

We were locked in a cinema!

We were watching a movie in a cinema. After the movie we wanted to secretly enter another room so we could see another movie.

We sneaked around, but all other rooms were closed already. When we tried to get to go back to 'our room' to go to the exit, there was a guard standing there, waiting for everyone to come out.

He left and we carefully walked towards our room, when we saw the guard standing by the exit! He would know what we were doing, so we hid instead.

Then... the lights went out! We walked towards the front and saw an employee walk towards the exit. We couldn't just run to her and say we were left behind... so we stayed and she locked the door!

We tried to open the door, but it wouldn't open. There was only one thing to do... we stayed there for the night. The next day we mingled with the crowd and nobody ever found out!

Tuesday, January 27

The woman and the genie

We had a night with dinner & much talking the other day. One of our friends told us a nice story.

A giant genie opens a box. A woman comes out and he tells her to dance for him.

She dances, and meanwhile a man is watching everything. The woman sees him and she asks the genie to perform some magic tricks. He does so, but this exhausts him so he goes to sleep afterwards.

While the genie is sleeping, the man goes to the woman and says he wants to save her. 'No, he's my husband' she says. She lies down on a bed. 'Now make love to me or i wake him up and he'll kill you!'

Brooke and Valery

Delicious sushi!

I met up with a friend who made such delicious sushi!

It was so good... i almost kissed him to thank him! Luckily i felt too nervous to do that so we're still friends... when we could have been better friends?

Valery

Monday, January 26

The crying woman

We ran into a crying woman.

We asked her what was wrong. She said she was planning a vacation with her friends. Her boyfriend said they hadn't done that together yet and he wanted her to go with him instead.

So she had to choose between going on vacation with her friends or with him. We told her she could go with her friends and bring her boyfriend, but he wanted to go alone with her.

He even said he found himself more important than her friends! She didn't know what to do, but it was clear he was a bad boyfriend because he said she should choose for him if she knew how relationships work.

We told her to give him one more chance, and that it's really not normal for people to talk to you like that... we don't know what happened, but we hope she's happy now!

Valery and Brooke