This is what I want:
Something amazing. Something that would add so much to my life that I would give 40 years of my life just so I could do it once. Singing and dancing, sports and everything else wouldn't even come close to it.
I want to feel what it's like to go to my extremes. I want to use all my reflexes, resourcefulness, instincts and abilities. I will have to use everything I've learned in my life.
This all in an exotic place with exotic plants and animals, beautiful sights and wonderful smells. A real adventure in a jungle, with danger, excitement and amazing discoveries: an experience I'll remember forever!
I want an adventure!
Valery
Tuesday, September 30
Sunday, September 14
Trapped by a sleeping guy
I was trapped by a sleeping guy!
We went to a weird party. There was music but you couldn't hear it. When I went home something crazy happened.
I took the night bus home. I decided to walk a few stops towards the bus so I didn't have to wait in line and I had a seat. That was a big mistake.
I got a seat, but on the way a guy came and sat next to me. He fell asleep! He rolled with his head. The people behind me started laughing and asked each other if he was sleeping. He woke up now and then, but eventually he just slept and kept leaning against me. And I still had 20 stops to go!
When my stop finally arrived I didn't even bother waking him up but I just jumped over the bar in front of me so I could avoid him.
Men are disgusting. They should be forbidden.
Brooke
We went to a weird party. There was music but you couldn't hear it. When I went home something crazy happened.
I took the night bus home. I decided to walk a few stops towards the bus so I didn't have to wait in line and I had a seat. That was a big mistake.
I got a seat, but on the way a guy came and sat next to me. He fell asleep! He rolled with his head. The people behind me started laughing and asked each other if he was sleeping. He woke up now and then, but eventually he just slept and kept leaning against me. And I still had 20 stops to go!
When my stop finally arrived I didn't even bother waking him up but I just jumped over the bar in front of me so I could avoid him.
Men are disgusting. They should be forbidden.
Brooke
Friday, September 12
Stories
We write stories. Now we are working on:
In love
Girlfriends live on an island. Because of previous bad experiences, all men have been banned from the island for hundreds of years and are only remembered as monster-like beings.
This story has by far the funniest elements we have ever seen in a story!
Cruise
A woman falls in love and chases her soul mate on board of a cruise ship. We're not going to say what the story really is about.
Interestingly misunderstood
This story is still a secret.
In love
Girlfriends live on an island. Because of previous bad experiences, all men have been banned from the island for hundreds of years and are only remembered as monster-like beings.
This story has by far the funniest elements we have ever seen in a story!
Cruise
A woman falls in love and chases her soul mate on board of a cruise ship. We're not going to say what the story really is about.
Interestingly misunderstood
This story is still a secret.
Tuesday, September 9
A cute little girl
Valery We saved the day for a little girl!
We were walking through a park on our way to a friend who lives on the other side. When we got to the middle of the park we saw a little girl crying.
She said someone threw sand at her. She pointed us to the little criminal. We told him to be nice to the little girl, but he just said 'No'.
We couldn't be mean to a kid, so we just said we didn't like him. His eyes got big and he almost started crying. We said if he was going to be nice to the little girl and say he's sorry, we would like him.
They made friends and we changed the world!
We were walking through a park on our way to a friend who lives on the other side. When we got to the middle of the park we saw a little girl crying.
She said someone threw sand at her. She pointed us to the little criminal. We told him to be nice to the little girl, but he just said 'No'.
We couldn't be mean to a kid, so we just said we didn't like him. His eyes got big and he almost started crying. We said if he was going to be nice to the little girl and say he's sorry, we would like him.
They made friends and we changed the world!
Monday, September 8
Unbelievable!
It was amazing and unexpected. We didn't even know something like that was possible.
We didn't know what we had to do. It made us feel very good and we want to experience it again!
It was amazing!
(We can't tell you what happened, because you won't believe it)
We didn't know what we had to do. It made us feel very good and we want to experience it again!
It was amazing!
(We can't tell you what happened, because you won't believe it)
Sunday, September 7
The cute bad cat
I was looking after a cat for a friend who went out of town for a day. I wanted to do some other things that day, but she convinced me her cat was really cute and fun.
And she was cute! She was curious and affectionate and she always wanted to play!
I left her alone for a while to go to the store. When I came back she had broken my flowers and a drinking glass and she had scratched Valery's speaker!
What a bad cat!
I thought the cat was in trouble when Valery came back, but Valery got angry at me instead and cuddled the cat for being so cute!
I don't get it!
Brooke
And she was cute! She was curious and affectionate and she always wanted to play!
I left her alone for a while to go to the store. When I came back she had broken my flowers and a drinking glass and she had scratched Valery's speaker!
What a bad cat!
I thought the cat was in trouble when Valery came back, but Valery got angry at me instead and cuddled the cat for being so cute!
I don't get it!
Brooke
Saturday, September 6
The guy who couldn't kiss!
We met a guy who couldn't kiss!
Brooke and I were at an informal drink. At the bar there was a couple kissing. It just seemed odd how they held their heads so I took a closer look.
The guy didn't even know how to kiss! He kept doing the same things, didn't use his hands and he barely opened his mouth!
If only she knew she doesn't have to stick up with losers like this...
Valery
Brooke and I were at an informal drink. At the bar there was a couple kissing. It just seemed odd how they held their heads so I took a closer look.
The guy didn't even know how to kiss! He kept doing the same things, didn't use his hands and he barely opened his mouth!
If only she knew she doesn't have to stick up with losers like this...
Valery
Thursday, September 4
The guy with a bump in his pants
This guy was such a sexist!
I met this guy at a party. I talked to him for a while and for some reason many people were staring at us.
Suddenly Valery came up to me and dragged me away from him. I asked why, and she told me to look at the guy. There was a bump in his pants!
It wasn't that big, but what a sexist!
Men are awful. They should keep it under control!
Brooke
I met this guy at a party. I talked to him for a while and for some reason many people were staring at us.
Suddenly Valery came up to me and dragged me away from him. I asked why, and she told me to look at the guy. There was a bump in his pants!
It wasn't that big, but what a sexist!
Men are awful. They should keep it under control!
Brooke
Wednesday, September 3
Brooke's eyes
Brooke had something in her eye. I looked but I couldn't see anything. I got closer to her and we were looking in each other's eyes for a long time.
Our friends saw it and thought we were falling in love!
They are still teasing us with it!
Our friends saw it and thought we were falling in love!
They are still teasing us with it!
Tuesday, September 2
That's not how you manage a store!
A store manager 'tried' to mix business and pleasure.
We were at the airport mall to buy a necklace for a birthday. First we checked out some headphones. We tried out the most expensive one. We were never going to buy this one because it cost 200.
An employee asked if we wanted to buy it, we said we didn't. She came with the usual arguments: best quality, famous designer, good fit.
The manager overheard us and he said we could have it at a lower price since they didn't sell those headphones that much. We said we were just looking and we would probably never buy those headphones.
He lowered the price again, this time because they didn't sell much in general. We said we liked the headphones, but we were looking for a birthday present so we wanted to buy something else.
Then he lowered the price again to 'synchronize the price/quality ratio with the other items in store'. We said it is a nice present, but we would probably buy a necklace instead.
Again, he lowered the price because they broke their selling record the day before, so they could afford it.
Valery Before he said they didn't sell much in general, so that's an easy record to break.
We kept trying to tell him we didn't want the headphones, but he really liked us and eventually ended up at 40. So we bought the headphones!
He escorted us to the exit and we could feel him looking at us while we were walking away.
Brooke Who knew meeting a sexist could turn out well for us?
We were at the airport mall to buy a necklace for a birthday. First we checked out some headphones. We tried out the most expensive one. We were never going to buy this one because it cost 200.
An employee asked if we wanted to buy it, we said we didn't. She came with the usual arguments: best quality, famous designer, good fit.
The manager overheard us and he said we could have it at a lower price since they didn't sell those headphones that much. We said we were just looking and we would probably never buy those headphones.
He lowered the price again, this time because they didn't sell much in general. We said we liked the headphones, but we were looking for a birthday present so we wanted to buy something else.
Then he lowered the price again to 'synchronize the price/quality ratio with the other items in store'. We said it is a nice present, but we would probably buy a necklace instead.
Again, he lowered the price because they broke their selling record the day before, so they could afford it.
Valery Before he said they didn't sell much in general, so that's an easy record to break.
We kept trying to tell him we didn't want the headphones, but he really liked us and eventually ended up at 40. So we bought the headphones!
He escorted us to the exit and we could feel him looking at us while we were walking away.
Brooke Who knew meeting a sexist could turn out well for us?
Monday, September 1
Proof: all men are sleazy
Some evidence:
We were out, when some guy started talking to Valery. She wanted him to go away, but she didn't let him know.
He ordered a drink for Valery and put something in her glass! He gave the drink to Valery and I was far away so I couldn't warn her without doing something crazy.
I got on the bar, walked over to Valery and told her he put something in her drink. Valery's always very protective of herself and I hate it when she feels unsafe.
Valery threw the drink in the guy's face and I told some other guy what the bad guy did. They both started screaming at one another and we left the area. Eventually the bouncer came and threw the guy out.
After this: men came to us from all directions, telling us we were so innocent and perceptive and smart, trying to seduce us helpless girls and pretending they thought we were brave and that they would never do such a thing.
Valery See how they are?
We were out, when some guy started talking to Valery. She wanted him to go away, but she didn't let him know.
He ordered a drink for Valery and put something in her glass! He gave the drink to Valery and I was far away so I couldn't warn her without doing something crazy.
I got on the bar, walked over to Valery and told her he put something in her drink. Valery's always very protective of herself and I hate it when she feels unsafe.
Valery threw the drink in the guy's face and I told some other guy what the bad guy did. They both started screaming at one another and we left the area. Eventually the bouncer came and threw the guy out.
After this: men came to us from all directions, telling us we were so innocent and perceptive and smart, trying to seduce us helpless girls and pretending they thought we were brave and that they would never do such a thing.
Valery See how they are?
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