Out teasing

Yesterday we were out teasing people. We just say the same thing to everyone, it's so good it drives them crazy! This is one way we tease people, we did it yesterday:

Do you think I'm beautiful?

Guy You are not bad looking.

And what else?

Guy ... you seem smart.

Do you think I'm smart? What have I done that is smart?

Guy You just look like you're smart.

But you said I already look beautiful. Or did you mean my personality?

Guy Yes

How do you know what I'm like? You don't even know me.

Guy ...

Do you want to get to know me better too?

Guy Yes

Why? You don't even know me! So you're not so specific in who you talk to. Don't you have any friends?

Guy I have many friends!

Where are they? [point next to them to an imaginary friend] Is this your friend?

(here they usually get uncomfortable and try to be funny to hide it)

Guy Yes, this is my friend, and here is another friend!

So you are crazy? Did you escape from the mental institution?


It doesn't matter what he says next, just laugh and walk away. Sometimes they come after you to seduce you, but that's just laughable.

You'll easily see them getting insecure. So fun!

Their answers are somewhat different every time, but it's still easy to improvise. Try it yourself!