Boobs

I was walking around a park, collecting signatures for an animal rights petition.

Every time I passed this bench, a guy kept looking at my boobs.

So I told him to follow me because I wanted to talk to him. I went to a passage way and asked him in a friendly way:

'Do you keep looking at my boobs?'

He wasn't sure if I liked him or not, so he was thinking about telling the truth or lying. I smiled and asked if he liked my boobs. He said yes.

I kicked him in the nuts with my knee and left. The sexist.

Brooke