Attack of the nerds

Nerds tried to seduce us! It was awful and they were so weird!

First they kept looking at us from a distance. Valery was impatient so she waved them over. Only one nerd came, we think it was the leader.

'Is there anything you want to say?'

The nerd started asking us questions about ourselves. We interrupted him and told him to tell us something about himself. He kept talking about what he had done in computer games!

He sensed he wasn't doing so well, so he asked if we met his friends. Brooke said 'Of course not', which he interpreted as a signal to wave them over.

For 5 minutes they were talking about how fast their computers are, how big their hard drives are and what they could download with their fast internet.

Valery I like comparing the human body to other things, but computers?? They really have to get a life.

Brooke pretended to fall asleep. It was so funny, the nerds tried to keep her awake by talking about space, aliens, why crocodiles can't make fast turns and other science stuff!!!!

We felt bad about what we did next. We don't make many mistakes, but the ones we do make are usually big ones. Some girls walked by and we started talking to them too. We told them the nerds were great, and left them with them!

Luckily WE still made it out of there!